I am a fortune teller, no the Fortune Teller.
In your future I see.....
Boy- I see awesomeness truly showing itself to you, in a way that I cannot explain, but you will know when you see it.
Girl- I see happiness and sadness at the same time, an event that will change your life for ever.
Now, if your favourite colour is
Green- Life will reveal its true meaning to you, while you are left wondering in your own thoughts, figuring out what it means for you.
Red- Your journey will end soon, and you will uncover what it means to be in the light of the ghost, and in the dark of a winter scarecrow.
Other- Life will reel you in like a fish, so you think you are, lost, trapped, and alone, to discover that you were on the road to self enlightenment all along.
Finally, if you are
0-12 years old- You will mature at a young age, yet no matter height, always be one head above others.
13-17- You will finish school in 6 years or less, and you will grow to respect your youngers and elders, whilst keeping the true glory for yourself.
18-25- You have completed adolesence, yet there is still a child left within.... do you dare reveal it?
26-37- You are getting to the stage in life where you want to settle down with a family and stay employed, so make use of this time and talk to other co-workers.
38-49- You're getting on a bit, aren't you? Try something new, say, shaving at work, or coming home early to relax infront of the TV every last day of every second month.
50-112- Man you're old!
113-250- You still here?
Now, The Fortune Teller says....
Break a bad habit now, and it will add 1000 years onto your life expectancy!*
Signed,
The Fortune Teller
The Fortune Teller
* Offer valid until December 31st, 2008
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